FBC Part III-Movies!

From the Phantom of the Opera:  Raoul *swoon*

GAH!  He loves her so much and she's just like "ooh, I'm gonna go hang out with Phantom now, Raoul   See you later, even though he's a horrible murderer and you are a totally hot upstanding citizen who doesn't have a replica statue of me wearing a wedding dress by your bedroom.  Yeah, you're totally a catch, but I'm gonna go hang with the homicidal creep."
This is why Raoul deserves way better than Christine.  Raoul, I would be happy to take Christine's place.  She is a total b**** and you deserve better.

From Tangled:  Eugene

Disney is the source of many a fictional boy crush for me.  



From the Lion King 2:  Kovu

He's broken, but I can fix him!
Also, it's totally normal that I have a crush on Kovu.  Really, I just have a crush on his personality and not on the fact that he is a lion.  Most of the girls who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.

From Harry Potter:  Oliver Wood

I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking "but, Fanny, you said that you wouldn't include characters from books in the movie section if they had a movie adaptation."  Well, you're right, but this is a different situation.  I don't really have a crush on Oliver Wood in the books, but in the movies... *swoon*

Nobody wears a turtleneck like Oliver Wood.

From the Lord of the Rings:  Sam

Okay now we're back to the thing about book characters not being in the movie section, but I can explain.  You see, much to my shame, I have not yet read the Lord of the Rings.  I have seen all of the movies, but I have not read the books.  I know, I know, my conduct is appalling.  However, I do intend to read the books as soon as possible.  I just really love Sam because Frodo's constantly being a giant wuss and Sam is just a boss all the time.

From Tarzan:  Tarzan

Yeah, there are more Disney Crushes coming.  Also this crush has little to nothing to do with the fact that Tarzan is freaking ripped and wears very little clothing.  Most likely.  Probably.  Maybe.
Oh, dear.



From Beauty and the Beast:  The Beast

Disney again.  I probably have more Disney crushes, but I can't remember them all, so all just stick with the ones that I've already listed.



From The Chronicles of Narnia: Caspian

Sister A thinks that Caspian is hers, but she is sadly mistaken.  I called dibs at least two months ago.

From the Nightmare Before Christmas:  Jack Skellington

I love his enthusiasm.  Jack Skellington is a wonderful character.



From Indiana Jones:  Indiana Jones

The look on his face just screams "b****, please."  There I go, censoring my own blog again.  Oh well.



Okay, really, I think that's about enough.  You get the picture, don't you.  If not, here's a summary:  I have issues.  I should probably be institutionalized.  However, in order for me to be institutionalized, they would have to catch me first.

"Fictional-Boy Crush-itis" Part II-TV Shows!

Okay, can you all do me a favor?  Before you continue to read this little series that I have going on, could you all just suspend reality for a little bit and pretend that it's totally normal to have imaginary relationships with fictional characters?  Thanks, I knew you would all understand.

Now, to the TV shows!

I had this whole post all worked out and finished before, but then I changed something, and then I didn't like the change, so I hit the "undo" button, but then I hit it too many times and then it deleted the whole thing and then I died a little inside.

Anyway, to the TV shows.

First up, from Avatar: The Last Airbender: Zuko. (What was that?  Did someone say something about an alleged movie adaptation of this awesome show?  I don't recall there ever being such a movie, but if you bring it up again, I will have to hit you and then yell at you, telling you exactly why that movie has nothing to do with this show and its awesomeness.)

Curse you, Blogger.  It took me forever to find this picture again.  He just looks so darned cute in it.    Here's what I originally had written as a caption on this picture before Blogger destroyed my hopes and dreams:
What a cutie.  My fictional relationship with Zuko is a unique one because, in it, I break one of my rules.  You see, Zuko is my husband, but he already has a girlfriend on the show.  However, I justify this by saying that Zuko and Mai make a stupid couple and that Zuko should be with me.  Mai can come after me if she wants, I really don't care.

Next, from Criminal Minds: Reid.

Gasp! The nerdy girl watches crime dramas?  AND she crushes on the hot nerds in said crime dramas?  Yes, yes she does.

From Bones:  Sweets.

What's this?  Another crime drama with another cute nerd?  I'm noticing a pattern here...

From Doctor Who:  the Doctor.

Confession #1:  I haven't been watching Doctor Who for very long, but I do have a decently-sized obsession with it.  Confession #2:  I really only have a crush on David Tennant as the Doctor.  Does that make me fickle?  I don't really care.

Also, David Tennant is the reason I can't take movie version of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire seriously.

All right.  I'll believe that they can cast magic spells and fly on broomsticks, but David Tennant as a bad guy?  That is where you lose me.

Okay, I lied.  I just love the Doctor in general, regardless of whether or not he is played by David Tennant.

Okay, I probably wouldn't date all of them, but I would definitely hang out with all of them, because the Doctor rocks.



Well, bother.  Now I can't remember all of the people who were on this post.  Blogger, why do you have to sabotage me?  What did I ever do to you?

Well, since I can't think of anyone else right now, from Phineas and Ferb:  Ferb.

I was going to cut Phineas out of this picture, but then I got too lazy because Blogger has already made me do this post twice and I'm sick of working.

Also, for the record, I am not some sort of pedophile.  I would only date Ferb if he was older than me, otherwise, I would just hang out with him because he is a boss.

Well, since I've included pretty much all of the people I can remember, I suppose that's it for this post.  The last installment in this series is coming soon, don't worry.


P.S.--I remembered another one.


From Merlin:  Merlin

I don't really know how I feel about Merlin.  On the one hand, he has a nice accent, a cute smile, a good sense of humor, and gorgeous eyes.  On the other hand, he sort of reminds me of one of my friends, which is just making this whole thing awkward.

HOLY CRAP, Y'All.

You know that lovely young man who plays Merlin?  There's a picture of him right up there.  You see him?  His name is Colin Morgan.  Well, I was just watching Doctor Who, when who do I see?  Why, none other than Colin Morgan himself.

I almost died.

Seriously, Merlin and the Doctor?  In one place?  It was almost too much for my little heart to handle.

I Have a Disease. It's Called "Fictional-Boy Crush-itis." (Part I-Books!)

It's fatal...but only to my social life.

It's just that, whenever I read a book, watch a movie, or watch a new TV show, I manage to land myself yet another crush on yet another fictional boy.  At this point, I have amassed so many fictional boyfriends, crushes, and husbands that I'm having trouble keeping track of them all.

So I think I'll just put them all down right here, so I don't forget.

Let's start with book characters.  (Some of these books have film adaptations, but books are better than movies, so those characters will be listed here and not in the "movies" category.)

First up, my crush from Harry Potter:  Neville Longbottom.



If you've read all of the books, you understand my crushing on Neville.  Neville is one of my fictional husbands.  He is mine, so the rest of y'all can just back OFF.





 From Maximum Ride:  Iggy.



Iggy is also my husband, so, again, y'all can just calm yourselves down and step off.  There's a girl in the band who thinks that Iggy is hers, but she is sadly mistaken. 



Does the fact that I have multiple fictional husbands make me a fictional polygamist?

I think not.

Onward!

From The Hunger Games:  Peeta.



Peeta's the one in the middle.  Yeah, that's right.  I'm team Peeta.  Deal with it. 
Peeta is only a fictional crush of mine, because he belongs to another woman, and you just do not mess with another woman's man.  You just don't.





Okay, this is getting bad.  I can't remember all of the crushes I've had on characters in books that I've read.

Also from Harry Potter:  Fred Weasley!



Okay, I know that this is a picture of Fred and George, but that's okay because I also have a slightly smaller crush on George.  I would marry either of them.  However, the Weasley twins can be only my fictional crushes because, in the Harry Potter world, I am betrothed to Neville.  These rules all make sense in my head.



From The Princess Bride:  Inigo Montoya.  And Westley.  It's a little complicated up in this book.




Sword fighting.  Rawr.

 

I also have a small crush on Sherlock Holmes.



Is it weird that I have a crush on Sherlock Holmes?  I don't think so.  (Also, mad props to the lovely lady who drew this.  I don't know her personally; I just stole this off of DeviantArt.  Her username is vidaloca185, if anyone wants to creep on her awesomeness.



I swear that I've read more books than this.  I just can't remember all of my fictional boyfriends/husbands/crushes.  This is a real predicament.

Okay, I think that that's enough for books.

Jeepers, this is really long.  I'm going to have to split this up into multiple posts.

My first series!  Oh, joy!