Turn that Chemistr-E into a Chemistr-A!: a horrible joke I thought of last night, then I made an advertisement for it but I couldn't publish it, but then I made another one today, because when I get a bad idea, I really stick with it and this is a super-long sentence.
Yeah, this is really low quality because computers are evil.
Okay, what it says is:
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(In case you don't get my awful joke, "Chemistry" ends in a "y," so it has an "ee" sound at the end of it, which sounds like that one grade that nobody ever wants, but everyone wants an A, hence "Chemistr-E to a Chemistr-A.)