I was watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban today. You know the part where Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the train to Hogwarts and the train stops and a Dementor comes in and is all "Mind if I suck your soul? You do? Too bad." and then it goes all soul-suck-y and Harry passes out? Yeah. Well, here's what I think should have happened:
*Train stops moving*
Hermione: Why is the train stopping? We can't be there yet.
*Lights go out*
Hermione: Yeah, I'm going to lock the compartment door. Just to be safe. *locks door*
*Windows start frosting over and Dementor comes to the door*
Dementor: *tries to open door, but can't because it is locked*
Harry, Ron and Hermione: *stare at Dementor*
Dementor: *knocks* Hey, could you guys let me in?
Harry: Sorry. Whatever it is you're selling, we don't want any.
Dementor: No, I'm not selling anything...
Hermione: Um, we're not home right now, but if you could leave a message, we'll get back to you.
Dementor: I know you're in there. I can see you. It is a glass door.
Ron: No hablo espanol.
Dementor: What?
Then they would ignore Dementor and Dementor would go away. The End.
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