Thursday, May 19, 2011

FBC Part III-Movies!

From the Phantom of the Opera:  Raoul *swoon*
GAH!  He loves her so much and she's just like "ooh, I'm gonna go hang out with Phantom now, Raoul   See you later, even though he's a horrible murderer and you are a totally hot upstanding citizen who doesn't have a replica statue of me wearing a wedding dress by your bedroom.  Yeah, you're totally a catch, but I'm gonna go hang with the homicidal creep."
This is why Raoul deserves way better than Christine.  Raoul, I would be happy to take Christine's place.  She is a total b**** and you deserve better.
From Tangled:  Eugene
Disney is the source of many a fictional boy crush for me.  

From the Lion King 2:  Kovu
Kovu The Lion King 1
He's broken, but I can fix him!
Also, it's totally normal that I have a crush on Kovu.  Really, I just have a crush on his personality and not on the fact that he is a lion.  Most of the girls who have seen this movie will understand what I'm talking about.
From Harry Potter:  Oliver Wood
I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking "but, Fanny, you said that you wouldn't include characters from books in the movie section if they had a movie adaptation."  Well, you're right, but this is a different situation.  I don't really have a crush on Oliver Wood in the books, but in the movies... *swoon*
Nobody wears a turtleneck like Oliver Wood.

From the Lord of the Rings:  Sam

Okay now we're back to the thing about book characters not being in the movie section, but I can explain.  You see, much to my shame, I have not yet read the Lord of the Rings.  I have seen all of the movies, but I have not read the books.  I know, I know, my conduct is appalling.  However, I do intend to read the books as soon as possible.  I just really love Sam because Frodo's constantly being a giant wuss and Sam is just a boss all the time.
From Tarzan:  Tarzan
Yeah, there are more Disney Crushes coming.  Also this crush has little to nothing to do with the fact that Tarzan is freaking ripped and wears very little clothing.  Most likely.  Probably.  Maybe.
Oh, dear.

From Beauty and the Beast:  The Beast
Disney again.  I probably have more Disney crushes, but I can't remember them all, so all just stick with the ones that I've already listed.

From The Chronicles of Narnia: Caspian
Sister A thinks that Caspian is hers, but she is sadly mistaken.  I called dibs at least two months ago.
From the Nightmare Before Christmas:  Jack Skellington
I love his enthusiasm.  Jack Skellington is a wonderful character.

From Indiana Jones:  Indiana Jones
The look on his face just screams "b****, please."  There I go, censoring my own blog again.  Oh well.

Okay, really, I think that's about enough.  You get the picture, don't you.  If not, here's a summary:  I have issues.  I should probably be institutionalized.  However, in order for me to be institutionalized, they would have to catch me first.

1 comment:

  1. I love that you have a huge paragraph about Raoul. I swoon for Raoul.