So, apparently, I was misinformed and the rapture was not rescheduled for yesterday, it was rescheduled for October 21st.
Do you know what day October 21st is?
Don't bother looking it up; I'll save you the trouble.
It's FRIDAY, FRIDAY GOTTA END THE WORLD ON FRIDAY!!!!
So, as you can see, I correctly predicted the end of the world in my last post.
So, yeah. I'm kind of a big deal now.
You know what else I'm predicting? Come closer, young one, and I will reveal the secrets of your future. Give me your palm. Oh, I see many things in store for you, including-oh, what's this? Your Internet line is telling me that there will be a new post in your future! How extraordinary!