I'm just kidding. I wouldn't marry Rob Paravonian, I'm just a high schooler! That would be preposterous. No, that would never happen...unless he asked me.
Anyway, Rob Paravonian is an awesome comedian/musician, and I feel like sharing some of the wonderful things that he has done that have made me laugh.
The first: The Pachelbel Rant. Finally, the cries of the low voices are heard! Darn you, Pachelbel!
The second: Pushing Band Candy. Yes. Just yes.
And finally, Something You Already Know, which was put up on the internet by someone who illegally recorded one of his shows. I love this video mostly for his totally awesome falsetto at the end.
There are more wonderful things that he does, but you can go look them up for yourself. Yeah, I said it. Go do it yourself, lazy. I'm just kidding, I love you...unless I don't.
GASP! Which one does she mean? Does she love me or not?
Don't worry, I love you.